This is the best thing in the universe.
That's a minimum for the actor's union. My guess is that they have other gigs and that's one of the reasons they might top six figures. For instance, I believe Chad was looking for an Oscar Mayer lunchmeat sponsorship and a GHC protein power private brand. :-)
The thing is, it ruins the show for its original intent. Talk about being there for the wrong reason$.
I just finally watched last Tuesday.
Ashley, you will never be with Jared. Ever. No, this is not love, this is obsession. No, really.
Hasn't the entire universe (plus a few dark matter universes and a few other dualities besides that) been saying that since the Big Bang? Clearly, this woman is either totally disturbed, or more likely, acting like she's totally disturbed to get attention.
Leah is Olivia. Olivia is Leah. That's all for now.
The one in the studio? I swear that one was designed by Paula Abdul. Hideous.
Neither used cursive. Why, in my day, if a beau wanted to woo a young lady, he would have the courtesy to use cursive.
Crushed.
But now you can just write "I can trust him now" and all would be forgiven.
Too many Packer jerseys. The cheesehead was over the top.
Boyfriend, yes.
I wish I had bought stock in double-sided tape.
Jordan is 4% of the man Luke is. #newbachelorplease
I want a polygraph right now.
Yep. I'm two-dimensional. Just like Jordan. At least I'm transparent about it.
The cameraman cut off Jojo's best assets during the DTR with Jordan. Give me something here. Anything. #xychromosomesmatter
Robby is gay. No, really. He kisses her like he's kissing his middle school band teacher.
Wait....Carly is back? I am in love with Carly.
How about some people whose professions aren't "former" something.
I'm done with this. Jojo is now in a threesome with two other media whores. It's manufactured at this point. At least whomever she couples with with have amazing hair and a low IQ.
Bring on BIP! I needs me some Ashley I. And of course, Chad will be there. Of course. Please.
I took my wife to my old high school after being married 15 years. I said "This is the place where my soul was sucked out of me daily."
I predict James will have a line of women waiting for his profile to be posted on eharmony. Alex will continue to search for love amongst his people, the hobbits.
And I'm out. Thanks for putting up with me a day late.
Green Bay's local newspaper's take on Aarongate.
They're drinking their own toe jam. I want to puke. Seriously. SERIOUSLY. Grape stomping and drinking it. Wow. Wow. Wow. I don't have words. Who is the producer who thought this would be a good idea? #retching
Alex is going home. Chad was right; she hates short people, America.
Finally, Hulu comes through...
Alex's rap. "Take JoJo to the Liquor Sto" from the whitest person besides James.
The chemistry between Jojo and Alex is like adding water to baking soda instead of lemon juice. It's just white goo.
I don't have cable. Wahhh...I am going to stop reading this. But I'm glad Alex is sucking wind.



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