Imzy
  • Discover communities
  • Log In
  • Sign up
  • Home
  • Discover communities
  • Log In
  • Sign up
  • About
  • Learn More
  • Contact
  • Community Policy
  • FAQ
  • Sitemap
  • Terms
  • Privacy Policy
  • Available on the App Store
  • Available on Google Play
Copyright © 2017 Saurus, Inc. All rights reserved.

canoelover

Member since May 15, 2016 at 7:52 PM

0 Followers

0 Following

  • Comments
  • Posts
  • Communities
  • The Bachelor
    The BachelorThe BachelorAug 30, 2016 at 10:40 PM
    popsugar.com

    Snapchat the Bachelor!

    Last night, I discovered something very important while watching the Bachelorette finale - Snapchat selfie filters make bad TV great. And by bad, I mean, guilty pleasure TV, because God knows I'm not ashamed to admit I'm addicted to The Bachelor and The B...
  • The Bachelor
    The BachelorThe BachelorAug 21, 2016 at 3:43 PM

    The Economics of the Bachelor

    So I was thinking the other day (a dangerous pasttime, I know)... The "actors" on the Bachelor franchise are paid a minimum of $750 a day or so. That means that for 20 days (so I can do the math in my head) the actors get paid about $15,000. That's some s...
  • The Bachelor
    The BachelorThe BachelorJul 11, 2016 at 11:08 AM

    After two weeks of drought...

  • The Bachelor
    The BachelorThe BachelorJul 02, 2016 at 5:05 PM

    Bachelorette Bingo, Draft One.

    It's a start...going to make about 12-15 of them. I'll let you know when they're done and posted on my blog or something like that. D
  • The Bachelor
    The BachelorThe BachelorJun 30, 2016 at 9:42 PM

    Jordan is a Veggie Tales asparagus. I agree.

    Chad is also Bruce the Shark. It all works. https://www.buzzfeed.com/twinssayfunnythings/bachelorette-contestants-that-look-like-stuff-sg5m?utm_term=.hxDpQz6d7
  • The Bachelor
    The BachelorThe BachelorJun 29, 2016 at 11:05 AM

    Okay, here's the last draft of the list for the bingo cards I'm making.

    Additions are most welcome. Not here to make friends On this journey Awesome Vulnerable Right Reason Love Fantasy Hardest Thing Future Husband Can I borrow her? Crazy Most exciting season yet Magical Connection Whenever you’re ready I can see myself... He...
  • The Bachelor
    The BachelorThe BachelorJun 07, 2016 at 12:28 PM

    XY comments

    I really like Evan, but he needs some Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. Embrace your baldness, dude. And nice job taking between-the-eyes shots at Chad. Steroids can affect your "stamina." Unless you're doing pull ups tied to your suitcase. Watching a 70...
  • The Bachelor
    The BachelorThe BachelorMay 24, 2016 at 2:08 AM

    One more thing...

    Kilt guy. Whatever his half-Chinese half-Scottish name was...so memorable...dang. Jonathan? Okay...I am seriously surprised that not one of the contestants made a wang joke. I mean, their mental ages are 14-16, mostly. None? He was freaking commando fo...
  • The Bachelor
    The BachelorThe BachelorMay 24, 2016 at 1:51 AM

    Awkward Music

    It's a cello pizzicato...you know when you hear it, someone's going to talk to a raccoon, describe a speleological feature as a "stalaglite," or explain how exactly does the Fantasy Suite work to a couple of teenage boys (nice, Ben).
  • The Bachelor
    The BachelorThe BachelorMay 23, 2016 at 10:00 PM

    Job Title Translation?

    Hipster = unemployed Telecommunications Consultant = works at a Verizon dealership Former military whatever = tattoo model Erectile Dysfunction Consultant = Erectile Dysfunction Consultant
  • The Bachelor
    The BachelorThe BachelorMay 18, 2016 at 9:17 AM

    A small poll...

    How long until Jo Jo's crazy-ass brothers pull up in white vans and kidnap bachelors who are not suitable for their baby sister?
    • Next week6 votes
      23%
    • The week after20 votes
      77%
  • About
  • Sitemap
  • Terms and Conditions
  • Privacy Policy
  • Copyright © 2017 Saurus, Inc. All rights reserved.