The Economics of the Bachelor
So I was thinking the other day (a dangerous pasttime, I know)... The "actors" on the Bachelor franchise are paid a minimum of $750 a day or so. That means that for 20 days (so I can do the math in my head) the actors get paid about $15,000. That's some s...After two weeks of drought...
Bachelorette Bingo, Draft One.
It's a start...going to make about 12-15 of them. I'll let you know when they're done and posted on my blog or something like that. DJordan is a Veggie Tales asparagus. I agree.
Chad is also Bruce the Shark. It all works. https://www.buzzfeed.com/twinssayfunnythings/bachelorette-contestants-that-look-like-stuff-sg5m?utm_term=.hxDpQz6d7Okay, here's the last draft of the list for the bingo cards I'm making.
Additions are most welcome. Not here to make friends On this journey Awesome Vulnerable Right Reason Love Fantasy Hardest Thing Future Husband Can I borrow her? Crazy Most exciting season yet Magical Connection Whenever you’re ready I can see myself... He...XY comments
I really like Evan, but he needs some Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. Embrace your baldness, dude. And nice job taking between-the-eyes shots at Chad. Steroids can affect your "stamina." Unless you're doing pull ups tied to your suitcase. Watching a 70...One more thing...
Kilt guy. Whatever his half-Chinese half-Scottish name was...so memorable...dang. Jonathan? Okay...I am seriously surprised that not one of the contestants made a wang joke. I mean, their mental ages are 14-16, mostly. None? He was freaking commando fo...Awkward Music
It's a cello pizzicato...you know when you hear it, someone's going to talk to a raccoon, describe a speleological feature as a "stalaglite," or explain how exactly does the Fantasy Suite work to a couple of teenage boys (nice, Ben).Job Title Translation?
Hipster = unemployed Telecommunications Consultant = works at a Verizon dealership Former military whatever = tattoo model Erectile Dysfunction Consultant = Erectile Dysfunction ConsultantA small poll...
How long until Jo Jo's crazy-ass brothers pull up in white vans and kidnap bachelors who are not suitable for their baby sister?- Next week6 votes
- The week after20 votes



