Merry Christmas!!
Blessed Yule, Happy Hanukkuh, Merry Christmas, and a Joyous Kwanzaa, y'all! (And I don't even say y'all!) [/giphy holidays]Is the semester over, y'all?
I fought off the plague (no, really!) and I've been grading papers and exams for, like, a century! And my students are terrible writers with awful research skills! I despair for our future, y'all! (And I don't even say y'all!) [/giphy grading]Did everybody die...?
Is that what happened? I had to buckle down and work on my thesis and disappear for a while and I come back and it's a ghost town. [/giphy ghosts]SF Pride
Yesterday was Pride here in the Bay Area, and I marched with Mormons for Equality. (And despite wearing sunscreen, I managed to get a pretty bad sunburn, y'all! ...and I don't even say y'all!) The crowd loved us, possibly because we're amazing, but more l...I made a terrible mistake, y'all...
(And I don't even say y'all!) You guys remember how I sprained my ankle like three weeks ago and I was super bummed because I had my cousin's wedding to go to and super cute strappy sandals I wanted to wear to it? Yeah, well, the wedding was on Friday in ...You guys...
I did a terribly clumsy thing, y'all (and I don't even say y'all!). I fell off the back of my armchair (while I was standing on it, mind you) and sprained my ankle really badly. It huuuuuuurts! And I wanted to wear cute strappy sandals to my cousin's wedd...Editing
Can I just feed all these papers I'm editing to the dog/cat/goat/animal of my choice and pretend I have no idea what happened when my advisor wants to know why I haven't sent the journal to the printer yet?Happy Discount Chocolate Day
So who's stocking up on cheap Easter candy today? [/giphy chocolate]Hipster Check In!
I'll have you all know, being from the Bay Area, I excel at being a hipster. Excuse me while I tip my fedora. ;)



