Happy Women's Day!
I think that we should celebrate National Women's Day by brainstorming appropriate punishments for the special people who design pants without useable pockets.Does it count?
Lets say that a certain hypothetical person suffered a mishap involving socks, wood flooring, and a criminal lack of friction. Said person fids him or herself with an injured toe, which may or may not be slightly fractured. Said person buddy-taped the toe...- Yes. 5 votes
- No. 1 votes
- Maybe. (please clarify in the comments) 2 votes
- This question is too hard. 1 votes
I'll just leave this here...
To Dream the Impossible Dream...
You know those dreams people have about tests they are nervous about taking, and the test in the dream is somehow rendered insanely difficult, or impossible to pass? That just happened to me, but in real life. I got 86%, which I normally wouldn't be proud...Variety is the spice of life.
Up top we have Meow the bearded dragon, in the middle we have Brutus the red slider, and on the bottom, we have the goldfish Brutus likes to eat. I named them all Julius. My betta, Glub Glub, is camera shy (not pictured).My life is full of easter eggs...
Not the kind you decorate, but the kind you find in movies. I finished reading a series of books yesterday, and pulled up the next one on my list just now. The title? Assassin's Apprentice. Coincidence? Only time will tell. ;)Cat lovers beware, or come 'catnap' this animal. I'm amenable to either.
So, I have some bushes in front of my house, and the neighbor has an "outdoor" cat that has claimed these bushes as its litter box. Problem: we are having a fundraiser/bake sale thing (for which I LITERALLY made 250 cherry chocolates) on Saturday, and y...This is not my costume...
I have zero pictures of myself in a Halloween costume... I'm pretty sure they are all at my parent's house. I do happen to have this gem, though. I'd like to cordially introduce all of the Strangers to my father. You're welcome.It Just Gets Stranger - Food for Thought Continued - because this is what happens when I try to reply to my own post.
We were so busy not standing in line, and being on the front of every ride that it is possible to be on the front of (and a few that it isn't) that I only took one picture... and my shirt is only kind of in it. I'm basically a failure, but a happy failur...Food for Thought
If I wear my June Snapple shirt to Lagoon tomorrow, and nobody sees it, am I still wearing it? [/giphy tree falls in the forest]The only reasonable conclusion
I just saw a tinder picture with the caption: "If you were a list, I'd be checking you twice." You guys. Santa. Is. On. Tinder.Pop tart toaster pastries
My coworker saw me put my pop tarts in the toaster this morning. She then told me that she'd never thought of putting pop tarts in the toaster before,and that it was a great idea. She was completely serious. [/giphy living under a rock]Wooden blocks with words
I laughed way harder than I should have when I saw this display today. I should get more sleep.He does exist
You know that commercial where the M&Ms see Santa for the first time in real life, and one of them faints? I had a moment EXACTLY like that today, except I didn’t faint, and I’m not an M&M or Santa. On some level I didn’t really believe that @stranger wa...Hashtag winning.
You guys. Two weeks ago, I applied for a job I knew I wouldn't get. Five days later, they set up an interview. I interviewed, and was confident that I had done my best, but knew that they wouldn't pick me. The next day, I got a job offer. I put in notice ...



