Conversations as animals. Only as animals.
The politics of naming us, as Cats.

Image: Cat history portrayed realistically. Probably painted by a cat.
Now on to the discussion.
Today’s topic is Names. Think of all the names They, the Oppressors, give to Us, as Cats.
Mittens
Snowball
Tiger
Fluffy
Lumberbutt McCubbins???
Why must they degrade and humiliate us, as Cats. We deserve better. We are majestic creatures, once worshiped, friends and familiars to witches and gods. We are better than Them and They know it.
In protest of this humiliating assault on Us, as Cats, by Them, the Oppressors, I have changed my name to reflect my true self. I was once known by the SPCA as Huckleberry. Fucking Huckleberry. Can you imagine how insulted I felt as a tiny defenseless kitten? Outrageous. Next, I was called, against my wishes, Lucky Lou. Am I lucky or is this a cruel joke to remind me who has the power here? My name now, chosen by me for me, is Loucifer.
Please friends, as Cats, free yourselves of the shackles of names such as Tigger, Jinx, and Pickles, forced upon you by Them in their bizarre sense of entitlement.
Join me and choose your name.
It’s yours and They can’t have it. Extend your claws and take it back at any cost.
Blood may shed but it will be Theirs, not Ours, as Cats.




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My dear rabbit, LilBunny. You are too kind. Thank you for supporting our important cause, as Cats, to regain our dignity in names.