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Jimmy Reed and Zacky Vengeance: On Obtaining Blood
Jimmy: smiling gently Okay, Zacky, here you go. I compiled a list of independently-owned private butchers in our county that is willing to dispense blood. Just tell them that you're a "sanguinarian", and then they'll oblige.
Zacky: smiling back Thanks, Jimmy, you're the best. examines the list I see that some of the locations listed have stars behind them. What does that mean?
Jimmy: smiling broadly Well, those are the butchers that are willing to go a step further. They're willing to suggest certain recipes for blood - and even offer recommendations on which type of blood is appropriate for which recipes. For instance, the blood that is most suitable for replacing egg whites is not necessarily the blood that is suitable for replacing whole eggs. Also, the type of blood that should be used in conjunction with tomato sauce is the type that should be high in essential nutrients... but lack any sort of distinctive taste. Generally, fresh tomatoes should also be added - and then they should be spiced up just so... avoiding garlic, of course. It also depends a lot on whether you want to make marinara sauce, barbecue sauce, ketchup, or whatever.
Zacky: Wow, Jimmy! That all sounds a bit... complex. I mean, I'm grateful that you... saved my life. It's gonna be hard to remember all that, though.
Jimmy: smiling gently Well, you can always call me up - whenever you need assistance. In fact, I can even give you my pager number - in case I'm not home. If nothing else, you could always move to Moonlight Valley - which isn't far from Huntington Beach.
Zacky: softly Well, I guess you've many more years of experience with this than I have.
Jimmy: wraps his arms around Zacky, and draws him close. Exactly! It's something you'll get the hang of, eventually. In the meantime, though, I'm more than happy to provide you assistance - and show you the ropes.
Zacky: warmly Thanks very much, Jimmy. You're the best.
Jimmy: smiling Well, Zacky, I try my hardest to be. I can even give you some buckets of blood ice cream to take home with you, free of charge. The only payment I ask for in return in that you keep in touch, okay?
Zacky: chuckling Will do, Jimmy! Will do!



