Next up, ladies E through L. By the time we finish tomorrow you should be ready to start making your picks in our Bachelor Fantasy League Group. Actually, probably not. My commentary is neither informative nor helpful, but at least we're having fun, right... Alright. Let's take a closer look at our first ten contestants: Alexis When asked what fictional character she would choose to be and why, Alexis responds with "The Little Mermaid. Who doesn't want to be a mermaid?" and, I can't believe this, but some gir... And finally, the last ten contestants. Whew. Lauren Lauren lists her occupation as "Law School Graduate." Not lawyer, law school graduate, probably because there's not a firm on earth willing to give an associate extended leave to drink a lot and make out... Let's do this! Ben & Lauren: Happily Ever After? proves there's more to a compelling television program than the attractiveness of its stars. Are there two more beautiful, more dull beings than these two? I have yet to make it through a single episode without falling as... Great news, everyone. ESPN has made my job a whole lot easier and created a Bachelor Fantasy League wherein you can make your weekly and overall picks, so we'll host our competition there. Join the TV & Jelly league . You can make your final picks now, an... The unprecedented season premiere of The Bachelor starts right now...with Nick mumbling. I have to turn the volume way up as soon as he starts speaking, and then I am deafened when the music starts. "I'm as surprised as you are that I'm the bachelor," Nic...4 participating I would like to offer my sincerest apologies to anyone who purchased/checked out and read It's Not Okay: Turning Heartbreak Into Happily Never After. What a steaming pile of garbage. And I am not a snob, you guys. I mean, I essentially write Bachelor fanf... And so it ends. 3 engagements, one very confused blogger. Full story is on Instagram . See you in January, unless one of these couples gets married between now and then. You know I'll cover that nonsense.