Imzysauruses, we are the bedrunken. Welcome to the drinking. Welcome, friends.
It's a brand new year!

I created this post after midnight on New Year's Eve... so I scheduled it to post on the morning of the first OF 2018. I was quite bedrunken at the time so I guess it still works. Just read it in the past tense : )
I hope you have a fantastic first day of 2017, the year in which none of our beloved celebrity icons shall pass.




The bar I was at starting counting down at the wrong time and nobody cared. Proof that New Year's is meaningless. It's just an excuse to party! :)
I don't understand why the "new year" is such a big deal though. It really is arbitrary. Things aren't going to suddenly change, and we're left feeling a bit shitty every time if we expect it suddenly will. Makes more sense to focus on what you did in the last 6 months and what you might do in the next 6 months at any given point in time, than to mark off an entire year and think it's somehow a new start.
Also, hello, I'm the spirit of melancholy :)