Name That Book: The Steve and Tony Autobiography Title Game

MCU!Tony says the title of his autobiography could be "A Cheap Trick and a Cheesy One Liner." Now, we all know that isn't really accurate! So, what would a good title be for Tony's life story? Steve's? How would it differ across the 'verses?

We all know I'm terrible at titles (see: all my fics), but I'll start:

Steve Rogers: Waking Up is Hard to Do

Tony Stark: The Fix is In