In the lobby, just now:

Guy: {Holds hand over candleholder to find out if the flame's real.}

Guy: {Accidentally knocks over candlholder, catches it.}

Guy: {Accidentally knocks it the other way, catches it.}

Guy: {Gently makes sure the candleholder is very firmly situated back in its place.}

Me, loudly: "It's fake."

Guy: {Knocks over candleholder.}