Cats
The Terrible Twosome (And The Not-Happening Novel)

Smokey is sitting on my lap, and Maladicta is occupying the mousepad. Yes, Mal is named after the Discworld character and yes, it's because there was some initial confusion as to her sex.
They're sisters from the same litter, about four years old, ridiculously cute, and very friendly. Smokey loves shredding documents (the more important and/or official, the better), while Mal enjoys massaging any part of my body that she can access (preferably with claws).
I generally have to lock them out when I'm writing, otherwise I end up with one cat on my lap and one trying to occupy the keyboard, and both trying to nuzzle me.




Aww, they are super cute!
They are ridiculously adorbs. It's like weaponised cuteness: "HOW CAN YOU RESIST THIS FACE?"
They look so content :)
Yeah, they're pretty happy. Generally the instant I sit down, I become Cat Central in this house. My sister is a bit miffed, because they don't do the same to her...
Yeah, definitely no writing allowed here. :D
My cats: "Why write when you can pet cats?" Me: "...okay." pets them
Aww :)
Smokey is one blessed out kitty
Yeah, that's her "I have the lap, and it is all good" face.