The Terrible Twosome (And The Not-Happening Novel)

The Terrible Twosome (And The Not-Happening Novel)

Smokey is sitting on my lap, and Maladicta is occupying the mousepad. Yes, Mal is named after the Discworld character and yes, it's because there was some initial confusion as to her sex.

They're sisters from the same litter, about four years old, ridiculously cute, and very friendly. Smokey loves shredding documents (the more important and/or official, the better), while Mal enjoys massaging any part of my body that she can access (preferably with claws).

I generally have to lock them out when I'm writing, otherwise I end up with one cat on my lap and one trying to occupy the keyboard, and both trying to nuzzle me.