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Things scifi needs more of: A garbage post to help figure out how the heck imzy works
This is a very informed opinion of my own brain contents at 10:30PM at the end of a shitty day. Scifi here is almost definitely not being used correctly and I give maybe one quarter of a fuck.
1. Magic Mirrors - TECH BASED MAGIC MIRRORS what the fuck why is everyone always letting me down on this. At the very least that Lunar series with a partially cyborg cinderella should have them but I haven't dragged my ass through reading all the ones people have given me yet so idk. Regardless. More of this.
2. SPACE DINOS - meteor what meteor? The dinos hitched a ride out of here and have been partying it up in the universe, except the ones they left in tar pits and shit but there were only so many seats on the spaceship okay gosh.
3. Laundry Folding Machines - why doesn't even scifi things ever seem to have folding machines. Like if you want to impress me with how advanced any technology is in the future, personal folding machines to make laundry suck less. Sold.
4. Older people trying to puzzle out the technology and just handing it off to their family members "here it's broken you fix it"
5. Cats always trying to sleep on the spaceship control panels. You think you've shooed all the cats out of the room, but no. It's back. Now there's three cats. they're all on the contral panel. Oh no. It crawled into the replicator. There's now five cats.
6. An interface so when people are messaging you their bullshit and you just don't have the time and energy to deal with the emotional labor this requires, you push a button and automated neutral responses appear for you
A subpoint to 2. is also space sharks bc fuck it. There you go. Sharknado 5: Chomp Into Space. You're welcome.



