What you're keeping inside of you that you need to share - anonymously. To purge.
Cortana wants to help me so desperately
I take some sort of sick pleasure in never finishing her setup and just watching her constantly beg me to let her help me, and showing me all the stuff she could do.
I don't know why I think this is hilarious.
I'm a MONSTER




sounds like someone has a Dominating fetish
OoooOOOoooooOOooo..... MAYBE!
I don't know about her in English, but in Portuguese she's more than useless. Most things you try to ask her she'll just open Edge and Bing it. Even when your default browser is any other.
So yeah, avenge us. Keep torturing her. :D
bwahahahahaha
OMG this is hilarious! You big troll, you XDD
:D :D :D ;)