What you're keeping inside of you that you need to share - anonymously. To purge.
I stole a jar of fancy peanut butter from a supermarket
It was $14. It was way out of my peanut butter budget.
I cherished every tablespoon.

What you're keeping inside of you that you need to share - anonymously. To purge.
It was $14. It was way out of my peanut butter budget.
I cherished every tablespoon.
What you're keeping inside of you that you need to share - anonymously. To purge.
WOW...was it a special flavor/not peanuts? Please share more details about this $14 peanut butter!!
It might have actually been Almond Butter -- are almonds that much more expensive to grind up than the lowly peanuts? And it was "maple" flavored. Sweetened with maple syrup? It was way fancy.
Wowie wowwow that is fancy! Sounds totally worth it ;)
Thank you! It kept me going for a while :-)
I'm proud of ya!
Proud of the overpriced peanut-butter thief that I was?? ;-)
For sure. I support supermarket thievery, and that maple-flavored-peanut-or-almond butter sounds like loot worthy of a high level character!
This sounds reasonable!
It is the most reasonable advice I have ever given. Also when you return the jar to restore your honor, make sure to dress and carry yourself like a noble warrior!
That was a bad thing you did and you should atone by hand crushing peanuts into peanut butter and giving your jar of handmade peanut butter to the supermarket to replace the one you stole. If you're not strong enough to crush peanuts into a fine paste with your bare hands yet, you should go find a dojo and train until you are strong enough to repay your debt.