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Confessional

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Posted byAnonAltitudeRebeccain/confessional-Aug 23, 2016 at 11:27 AMΔ

I stole a jar of fancy peanut butter from a supermarket

  • something that happened a long time ago
  • criminal

It was $14. It was way out of my peanut butter budget.

I cherished every tablespoon.

Comments11
  • AnonMannersMylesAug 23, 2016 at 11:34 AMΔ

    WOW...was it a special flavor/not peanuts? Please share more details about this $14 peanut butter!!

    • AnonAltitudeRebeccaAug 23, 2016 at 11:46 AMΔ

      It might have actually been Almond Butter -- are almonds that much more expensive to grind up than the lowly peanuts? And it was "maple" flavored. Sweetened with maple syrup? It was way fancy.

      • AnonMannersMylesAug 23, 2016 at 11:49 AMΔ

        Wowie wowwow that is fancy! Sounds totally worth it ;)

      • AnonAltitudeRebeccaAug 23, 2016 at 12:05 PM

        Thank you! It kept me going for a while :-)

  • AnonDishesPennyAug 23, 2016 at 12:10 PMΔ

    I'm proud of ya!

    • AnonAltitudeRebeccaAug 23, 2016 at 12:36 PMΔ

      Proud of the overpriced peanut-butter thief that I was?? ;-)

      • AnonDishesPennyAug 23, 2016 at 1:28 PM

        For sure. I support supermarket thievery, and that maple-flavored-peanut-or-almond butter sounds like loot worthy of a high level character!

  • AnonCoughBiancaAug 23, 2016 at 1:22 PMΔ

    [/giphy peanuts]

    peanuts

    • AnonAltitudeRebeccaAug 23, 2016 at 2:40 PMΔ

      This sounds reasonable!

      • AnonCoughBiancaAug 23, 2016 at 3:15 PM

        It is the most reasonable advice I have ever given. Also when you return the jar to restore your honor, make sure to dress and carry yourself like a noble warrior!

        [/giphy heihachi]

        heihachi

  • AnonCoughBiancaAug 23, 2016 at 1:05 PM

    That was a bad thing you did and you should atone by hand crushing peanuts into peanut butter and giving your jar of handmade peanut butter to the supermarket to replace the one you stole. If you're not strong enough to crush peanuts into a fine paste with your bare hands yet, you should go find a dojo and train until you are strong enough to repay your debt.

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Confessional

What you're keeping inside of you that you need to share - anonymously. To purge.

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