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Pictionary Clues (drawn) 2016
As some of you are probably aware, along with Terrible Jokes On Twitter Dot Com, my other frequent contribution to fandom is the crafting of clues for Slash Pictionary. This year for reasons I wound up missing our local slash con for the very first time since discovering it existed, but I sent my flatmates in my stead with a... suitably large pile of clues as my Gift From Abroad.
And because my flatmates are excellent humans, they kept records of what actually got pulled out, so future!Claire has been done an extremely helpful solid in that I will start next year with 50+ clues still unpicked and will only have to think up a few new things (mostly to cover the fact that once again y'all managed to pick every. single. clue. that had people from one or two fandoms in it, and zero of the clues with some other v v popular fandoms.) Also, it turns out G/T only wound up pulling 2 of the Extremely Targeted clues so I am simultaneously sad the others weren't picked and ectstatic that I will hopefully get to see the suffering in person next time. Moo ha ha ha, etc.
Anyhow, since people seem to enjoy cursing my name over these things, I do like to share the (already drawn) clues after the fact, so without any further adieu, please find following some extremely NC17 pictionary clues.
(x-posted to LJ/DW)
Rey (Star Wars: The Force Awakens) goes undercover in a gay cantina bar, where she hooks up with Faith (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) in the bathroom.
Phyrne Fisher (Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries) spies on Jillian Holzman (Ghostbusters) when she meets Natasha Romanov (Marvel, Black Widow) in a pay-by-the-hour motel.
Willow Rosencrantz (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) casts a love spell that makes Mary Berry (Great British Bakeoff), Cosima Niehaus (Orphan Black), Amanda Kessel (Women’s Hockey RPF) and Starbuck (Kara Thrace, Battlestar Galactica) fall in love with her.
f!Hawke (Dragon Age) seduces Sophie Deveraux (Leverage) with flowers and wine.
Alec Hardison (Leverage) sends a password-encrypted dickpic to Poe Dameron (Star Wars: The Force Awakens).
Iris West (DC, the Flash) and Joss Carter (Person of Interest) get married and move to the midwest to be lesbian farmers (and fight crime).
Captain Jack Harkness (Doctor Who) makes a scale replica sculpture of his dick and sends it to Oliver Queen (Arrow) wrapped in a box with ribbons.
Lance (Voltron) role plays a sexy secretary fantasy with Thor (Marvel, Thor)
The Rock (wrestling RPF, Fast and the Furious RPF) gets in a bar fight with Ronon Dex (Stargate Atlantis). That turns out to be foreplay.
Catwoman (DC) picks up Cat Grant (Supergirl) at a lesbian bar and they both pretend not to recognise each other.
Bodie (the Professionals) gets a lapdance from Derek Hale (Teen Wolf)
Princess Leia Organa (Star Wars) goes bra shopping with Vala Mal’doran and they hook up in the changing room.
Shiro (Voltron) and Luke Skywalker (Star Wars) fall in love after meeting on reddit in a thread about how hard it is to jerk off with a metal arm. [Bucky is a lurker.]
Oliver Queen (Arrow) gets day drunk with Lando Calrissian (Star Wars) and they have sex on the beach [of Murder Island]
Firestorm (DC, the Flash) has Flames On The Side Of His Face when he sees Chris Kirkpatrick (NSYNC) and Lance (Voltron), in the conservatory, with hand cream and a tooth brush.
Scott McCall (Teen Wolf) gets magically impregnated by a unicorn and has a baby werewolf. He coparents with Lex Luthor (Smallville).
Peter Parker (Marvel, Spiderman) gives Ant-man (Marvel) a handjob and has a webbing problem and gets stuck.
Sam Winchester (Supernatural) spitroasts Sherlock Holmes (Sherlock) with Jayne Cobb (Firefly).
Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars) gets drunk on Life Day and tries to stick his dick in a deep fried turkey.


