A man is walking down the street one night, when he encounters a huge black pit in the sidewalk. Intrigued by the inky darkness of its unknown depths, the man pulls a quarter from his pocket and drops it into the hole. The man waits, and listens, strainin... And says, "I'll have a gin and............ tonic." The Bartender says, "Why the big pause?" To which the Bear replies: "I've always had them." I was told this was a place for me. Pumpkin Pi... And only a fraction of people can tell the difference.