Thoughts on waking up

Awhile ago I tried so hard to follow one of those positive attitude fads where they tell you to think HAPPY THOUGHTS! ALWAYS! ESPECIALLY ON WAKING UP! And I just can't. Humans can't be happy all the time and I can't be happy and smiley in the morning, sorry.

My first thought in the morning is a heartfelt "Ugh", followed by muttered curses at the alarm. It gets better once I've had my breakfast, I promise!

What are your thoughts on waking up? Happy thoughts? If not, how long does it take you to see ~the good in the world lol