But I can't. I have less than $100 in the bank. I have no passport, no job, no driver's license. And no one seems to want to take in some stranger who's broke, who can't keep their room clean to save their life, whose sleep schedule is so fucked that they... Tonight I'm having one of those nights when I'm bored out of my mind but can't figure out what to do to occupy myself, because most things don't sound interesting. Today I broke a tooth on a fairly soft, easy-to-chew piece of beef jerky. And by "broke" I mean that 1/4 of one of my molars is now gone. *heavy sigh* This is not the first time I've broken a tooth on something fairly soft, either. A few years ago, I brok... Just got back from taking the driving "written" exam, and I passed. So now I finally have a learner's permit...13 years after I could've originally gotten one. Yeah. Better late than never, right? So now the easy part's over. Next up: Learning how to driv... The posts about favorite and least favorite tropes on my /fanfic_tropes comm have more comments than any of the posts in either of my other communities. People are actually commenting and having conversations and it's mind-blowing and cool and awesome. O... Backstory: Several years ago, I started getting seemingly randomly-occurring mystery rashes that were terribly, terribly itchy. It took me a while, but I eventually figured out what was probably causing them: Turns out I'm sensitive/mildly allergic to foo... I leave a lot of spiders alone, but this one was huge. And awful. And huge—you-entering-my-space-is-an-automatic-death-sentence-you-eight-legged-fuck kind of huge (though not did-that-thing-come-from-Australia huge). Yeah, I screamed a little, at one poin... Oh, hey, Cracked gets it.