Hello, darling readers!
Oh God, I found it!!!
The first novel I finished, in early high school - I must have been age 16. It's soooo weird (and terrifying) to read this thing. I did a deep keyword search in my backup hard drive. I must have owned 4 computers since then. It took like 4 whole minutes for my search tool to find it buried away. Yet there it is!
For everyone's intrigue and amusement, I will now post the first thing I see from this novel - its title and table of contents.
In case you're wondering, it's a post-apocalyptic anti-romance story... I'm not sure why there are 50 chapters...
Write, 16-year-old Elly, write!
Title:
The Unromantic Tryst of Ovid the Bland and Momoko the Sly
Contents:
Yes.
The Valor of Suds and Bubbles
Pumpkin and Nut
Meet Momoko
The Benevolent Nun
Zero Zero Cuey
Shopping
Momoko Makes a Stake
Home
Your Narrator
Enchiladas
Puppy
Thick as Thieves
The Jelly-Bubble Blue
The Last Grand Waltz of Man
Mayonnaise
The Sixth Tier
The Medicine-Box
On the Moon
Momoko Earns Her Keep
How to Bore a Boy at Bed Rest
Illumine the Darkness
Honey and Fury
An Allosaurus Meets His Match
A Very Chilly Dinner
Wet Season
Down the Egyptian Tomb
Physical History
The Loss and the Rescue
Nobility
Shots
The Girl
The Disgust Test
Built-Ins
Anny Sees Static
Foaling
The Undressing
Dissolve
Knit Together
Surgeon’s Whites
Olive
Ovid’s Story
The Final Faithful Noble Stand of the Zero Zero Cuey
Noodles and the Jockey
Christmas— for Four
Antitheses
Romantic Peccadillo
Sixth Tier?
The Wonderful Life of Momoko
Italian Wisdom
Scherzo
{Postscript}




Oh boy! I'm interested haha :)
Boy oh boy!!! Prepare yourself for weirdness!
I wanna read it.
Hehe! I'll post a few chapters. If you still want to read it after that, first of all, INFINITE KUDOS. And I'll totally email it to you!