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Best Worst Romance Writing Entry #76308
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rumpelstiltskinned: thewintersoulja: frappemako: the-one-inside: someottersmarryhedgehogs: noiselesspatientspider: iheartuniversecookies: angelas-extrasandstuff: I would like to share this beautiful passage with all of you, it's long, but worth it. And I swear to god I didn't alter any of this. .... Her long hair, still wet from the shower, had been combed down her back in a wet swath.
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Torolf entered her like she was a lottery. May be my favorite line I've ever read.




All of that was beautiful wipes away tear But i still think "fucking her ass. Saving her life. ", is my fave bad romance quote.
I think we just found Dr. Tingle's long-lost twin sister.
I feel like I just read a comment on meme about how hms_anon always has bad romance novel caps.
I went to Amazon to buy myself a copy, but according to the reviews there this Tumblr post is a hoax. 😢 I feel so lied to.
While it sucks that it's a hoax, it's still a really funny hoax. And I will continue to enjoy "He entered her like she was a lottery" as a piece of solid writing gold.
But don't people usually enter a lottery just once? I mean, the odds ...
Maybe this is a deeper commentary on how lucky he is...
He's a gambling addict, and she's long odds.