The Nonnie Watering Hole. Watch out for dinosaurs.
It's Mememonster Tuesday! - Poll 1!
The Bachelorettes have arrived! Defending champions Tiberious, Babby Rex, and Inexplicably Grumpy Triceratops are boldly standing their ground against the slithering onset of a new breed of bachelorette--the gorgeous, tentacled horde!
The top three Bachelorettes get to be Meme's desktop banner, icon, and mobile banner, respectively. It doesn't matter how terrible they look cropped to fit, if you vote them in, they're in! ...Until the cats arrive next week, anyway.
With no further ado, let's introduce our reigning champions!
Bachelorette #1: (Mr.) Tiberius enjoys cultivating succulents and cactuses! In his spare time, he likes to read, do yoga, and teach spin classes to undernourished guppies. What a guy!
Bachelorette #2: The youngest of our contestants is the adorable Babby Rex! Babby Rex misses her egg, wishes her mom was here, and likes rainbows and playing dress up.

Bachelorette #3: Warm-hearted in all the ways that count, I give you Inexplicably Grumpy Triceratops! Grumpy is a specialist in modern graph-ic design, and she like working out, eating grape jam, and not talking to people on public transit!

Our newest Bachelorettes think they can top that (and with an average of 52 tentacles each, top it thouroughly)!
Bachelorette #4: (Mr.) George Frederick fforbes-Fotherington III, a tap-dancing cthulhu with extrordinarily dapper facial hair. This, his self portrait entitled : I Drew You a Cthulhu Then Realised He Looked Like He Was Tapdancing, And Frankly The Whole Thing Just Devolved From There, was drawn over a period of thirty-two modeling sessions which slowly but surely drove the artist quite mad (such dedication!). George likes the colour orange, tap-dancing to Thus Spoke Carly Rae, and being unsettlingly polite to his many fans!

Bachelorettes #5 and #6: Nameless and Henry! This polaroid was snapped late at night as these two lifelong buddies took a midnight stroll. Nameless and Henry are childhood friends! Nameless transfered schools when they were very young, joining the Grandline shoal to swim with the kings of the sea, and she grew strong and perhaps a little strange while Henry stayed with their small town school, waiting patiently for her return.
Nameless is a dedicated friend, and her favourite things are custard, hurricanes, and saving sailors from drowning! Her nickname is Nemo, and she wants to be a pirate when her legs fully grow in!
Henry is devoted to Nameless, cheetos, and Hermes scarves. He wants to visit Paris with Nameless, and ask her to marry him!

Bachelorette #7: Gary's a bit of a lurker, but it likes slow swims in still bodies of water and making furniture out of small, shiny plants and rocks. The furniture's not for itself, though. It's for potential guests who get lured into visit its lair, which is a dark hole in location unknown. Reviews of its home area are favorable! Gary would like to offer you friendship blossoms and eternal devotion!

Bachelorette #8: Giulia is a princess of the seas, refined and elegant in everything she does. Last week she separated a man from his spleen for talking on his cell phone in a movie theatre, and turned his spleen and fragments of his iPhone into an alluring fascinator! Giulia wishes to rule the galaxy with a firm yet gentle fist, and lead it into an egalitarian era of formal evening wear, ballgowns, flannel shirts, and corsets for all. A vote for Giulia is a vote for mandated elegance!

Can't decide? Vote twice more!
https://www.imzy.com/fail_fandom_anon/post/mememonster_tuesday_poll_2
https://www.imzy.com/fail_fandom_anon/post/mememonster_tuesday_poll_3
Results for this will be totalled across all three polls.




Giulia is what I imagine every nonnie looks like, at night.
During the day we use a frilly sunshade, duh.
Sometimes we wear picture hats instead.
I'm voting for Giulia because 1. She's great and 2. I have a friend named Giulia who's great. VOTE GIULIA FOR GREATNESS!
I really want them to put in multiple votes! I can't possibly vote for just the one?
Should I do three polls for the banner, icon, and mobile banner? The you could vote three times.
I'm behind this!
Okay, go forth and vote twice more.
https://www.imzy.com/fail_fandom_anon/post/mememonster_tuesday_poll_3
https://www.imzy.com/fail_fandom_anon/post/mememonster_tuesday_poll_2
Results for this will be totalled across all three polls. Next time they'll be specific.
Sorry, Tiberius, but Giulia has stolen my heart.
Giulia is so cool! I'm in love.