MemeMonster Mobile Banner Poll!

There's three polls. This one is for the mobile banner image (currently Giulia).

It doesn't matter how terrible they look cropped to fit, if you vote them in, they're in!

With no further ado, let's introduce our reigning champions!

Bachelorette #1: (Mr.) Tiberius enjoys cultivating succulents and cactuses! In his spare time, he likes to read, do yoga, and teach spin classes to undernourished guppies. What a guy!

Bachelorettes #2 and #3: Nameless and Henry! This polaroid was snapped late at night as these two lifelong buddies took a midnight stroll. Nameless and Henry are childhood friends! Nameless transfered schools when they were very young, joining the Grandline shoal to swim with the kings of the sea, and she grew strong and perhaps a little strange while Henry stayed with their small town school, waiting patiently for her return.

Nameless is a dedicated friend, and her favourite things are custard, hurricanes, and saving sailors from drowning! Her nickname is Nemo, and she wants to be a pirate when her legs fully grow in!

Henry is devoted to Nameless, cheetos, and Hermes scarves. He wants to visit Paris with Nameless, and ask her to marry him!

Bachelorette #4: Giulia is a princess of the seas, refined and elegant in everything she does. Last week she separated a man from his spleen for talking on his cell phone in a movie theatre, and turned his spleen and fragments of his iPhone into an alluring fascinator! Giulia wishes to rule the galaxy with a firm yet gentle fist, and lead it into an egalitarian era of formal evening wear, ballgowns, flannel shirts, and corsets for all. A vote for Giulia is a vote for mandated elegance!

Now for our newest Bachelorettes!

Bachelorette #5 Gideon is a contented ginger. He enjoys grass, breaking things, and purring loudly to entice victims to pet him. He's a good kitty, and anyone who says otherwise will suffer greatly. His hobbies include weeding the garden, hunting sunbeams, and sleeping.

Bachelorette #6 This is Friday! Friday is an optimistic young kitty with 7 out of 9 lives to live! Her first two lives went to a tree and taking down a violent serial killer who was threatening her precious human collection. Her next seven she intends to spend on her favourite hobby (shown).

Bachelorette #7 The Cat Formerly Known as Sphinx is an artist at heart! She looks tough, but she's truly a mashmellow at heart. The Cat Formerly Known as Sphinx translates manga in her spare time, and once climbed a tree to see what was up there! She likes pirates, anime, and the colour green.

Bachelorette #8 Ferret Trump! This elegant creature is entirely unrelated to the D. Her hobbies include harvesting sunshine for solar panels, growing hemp for her hand-worked crochet, and experiementing with hairstyles. Her nickname is Aloha, and she'd like everyone to know that she's got a brand new crochet design up on Ravelry!

Bachelorette #9 Pika-Pika is an adorable new contestant come all the way from Pallet Town! He doesn't talk much (or actually at all), but from what we can piece together his previous owner was recently cremated after a tragic accident. Pika-Pika sadly entombed the ashes into an apple, and is taking the apple to Lavender Town, where he's going to put it with his other previous owners. Such a dedicated pokemon!

Bachelorette #10 Psyduck says hi! Pys is afflicted with crippling headaches, but she had time to sit down with us for this interview. Her favourite things are inflatable watertoys, Tylenol 4, the sound of a duck quacking, and the colour red! She enjoys sleeping through the pain and punishing those who interrupt her rest. One day she hopes to evolve into something that doesn't feel pain!

Bachelorette #11 A family of cats! This group wandered into the studio and took up residence in the kitchen. We haven't been able to remove them, so we're hoping that some kind souls would like to adopt them! For the good of the contest you understand. We're relatively certain that one of them is called Peter, and very certain that they all like sausages.

Bachelorette #12 Sketchy-Cat says YES, HELLO. I AM CAT. We interviewed Sketchy-Cat over the weekend, and found that he has thirty-two toes and he's from Boston! He likes french fries, milk, and the sound of rain on a tin roof. He hates shoelaces and people who sniffle a lot instead of blowing their nose.

Tell the cat artists that you liked their thing here
And tell the Pokemon artists here!

  • Tiberius6 votes
    30%
  • Nameless & Henry3 votes
    15%
  • Giulia1 votes
    5%
  • Gideon2 votes
    10%
  • Friday1 votes
    5%
  • The Cat Formerly Known as Sphinx2 votes
    10%
  • Ferret Trump3 votes
    15%
  • Pika-Pika0 votes
    0%
  • Psyduck2 votes
    10%
  • A family of cats0 votes
    0%
  • Sketchy-Cat0 votes
    0%