Professional wrestling AU, anyone?

Inspired by this comment. (Yes, yes, I know, I know.)

For those who don't want to click to w4w:

and now entering the ring is kylllllllleeeeee rooooooooon (nickname for Kylo Ren)

[airhorns blare, women in skimpy darth vader costumes cheer, across the ring draco malfoy sets aside his elaborately sequinned cape and gets ready 2 rumble]

Would your faves be heels or faces? What would their gimmicks be? What ridiculous storylines would they get caught up in?