Favorite Fantasy Moments - Verbal Irony

"After the battle, his axes were sharp as spoons."

When a character states something with an underlying meaning that's different from its literal meaning, that's Verbal Irony. It usually involves simile or metaphor, and is mostly done intentionally by the character or writer.

Share your all-time favorite Fantasy scenes with Verbal Irony here! (Anything Fantasy from The Stormlight Archive to Dragon Age, or Pathfinder to Settlers of Catan.)