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What's the worst gift you could give a dragon?
Fantasy is both serious and fairly humorous. What's your first answer to that question? I'll start!
Well, a microwave would be pretty useless to a dragon. They already nuke their own dinners every day.




Chocolate gold coin candy if you really want to make them mad.
Bravo on that one! "Here ya go, Smaug. Gold coin candy."
Those socks with toes on them.
A lighter or matches.
Not all 🐲 breathe fire though! My first thought was a pencil - they can't hold it, and if they tried, it would probably snap. (Although there are a few types that can change into a human form, but it would still be a pretty unimpressive gift.)
A glass of water.
A box of breathmints.
Some funny entries here, but you're all thinking "useless gift".
Yet, by far the worst gift would surely be another dragon. ;)
(Answer based on the psychology of the classical dragon. Answer may not apply to fantasy franchises with non-classical dragon behaviour. Please consult your dragon therapist before giving your dragon another dragon. Do not leave dragons together for more than 5 days without consulting with a professional dragon trainer.)
Dragons do tend to go all Angelfish on each other.
Suntan lotion.
A box of dry chemical fire retardant. Totally useless. Box puts itself out. Come on. ;)
Along this line. A birthday cake with trick candles. But instead of the ones that don't go out they never light on fire. Or is that too evil?
I'd say pants. Normal, human-sized, boring pants.
In my experience the worst gift for a dragon is an eel, definitely. ;)
A hairbrush. Or a very delicate tatted lace handkerchief.
A puppy xD