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Fantasy

Fantasy

A place to talk about anything Fantasy related. Really it can be anything from books, video games, artwork to film!

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Posted byOculusWriterin/fantasy-Nov 29, 2016 at 7:56 PMΔ

What's the worst gift you could give a dragon?

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Fantasy is both serious and fairly humorous. What's your first answer to that question? I'll start!

Well, a microwave would be pretty useless to a dragon. They already nuke their own dinners every day.

Comments16
  • mrjazzyNov 29, 2016 at 8:17 PM

    Chocolate gold coin candy if you really want to make them mad.

    • OculusWriterNov 30, 2016 at 9:07 AM

      Bravo on that one! "Here ya go, Smaug. Gold coin candy."

  • jojopeanutNov 29, 2016 at 10:12 PM

    Those socks with toes on them.

  • Silverwind14Nov 29, 2016 at 8:01 PM

    A lighter or matches.

  • SanasaiNov 29, 2016 at 8:11 PM

    Not all 🐲 breathe fire though! My first thought was a pencil - they can't hold it, and if they tried, it would probably snap. (Although there are a few types that can change into a human form, but it would still be a pretty unimpressive gift.)

  • KimNov 29, 2016 at 9:51 PM

    A glass of water.

  • angelblack3Nov 29, 2016 at 9:10 PM

    A box of breathmints.

  • jrialDec 07, 2016 at 2:37 AM

    Some funny entries here, but you're all thinking "useless gift".

    Yet, by far the worst gift would surely be another dragon. ;)

    (Answer based on the psychology of the classical dragon. Answer may not apply to fantasy franchises with non-classical dragon behaviour. Please consult your dragon therapist before giving your dragon another dragon. Do not leave dragons together for more than 5 days without consulting with a professional dragon trainer.)

    • OculusWriterDec 07, 2016 at 5:41 PM

      Dragons do tend to go all Angelfish on each other.

  • OculusWriterNov 30, 2016 at 9:05 AM

    Suntan lotion.

  • bluedepthNov 30, 2016 at 6:23 AM

    A box of dry chemical fire retardant. Totally useless. Box puts itself out. Come on. ;)

    • b4ssm4st3rNov 30, 2016 at 6:43 AM

      Along this line. A birthday cake with trick candles. But instead of the ones that don't go out they never light on fire. Or is that too evil?

  • SleepyChipmunkNov 30, 2016 at 10:56 AM

    I'd say pants. Normal, human-sized, boring pants.

  • C_CeklaNov 30, 2016 at 12:58 PM

    In my experience the worst gift for a dragon is an eel, definitely. ;)

  • b4ssm4st3rNov 30, 2016 at 4:59 AM

    A hairbrush. Or a very delicate tatted lace handkerchief.

  • LisaElleNov 30, 2016 at 1:58 PM

    A puppy xD

Fantasy

Fantasy

A place to talk about anything Fantasy related. Really it can be anything from books, video games, artwork to film!

7647 members
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