Heya fempire folks!
It's saturday, and for me that always means some good old fashioned shitposting.
How are you doing? Do you have an dank maymays to share with the class?
I've been hoarding some over the last week that I have shamelessly stolen from other people.

That first snek seems really nice and I would never step on it.
The irony is why does mrjazzy or any other leader have more of a voice than members of the community? It is clear both myjazzy, does_not_compute, and greenie are pushing their own political agendas instead of enforcing their community rules or this sites community policy. They broke the rules, I did not.
Why am I being harassed, censored, and punished for following the rules?
That's the issue here.
lol wow sweater, that is some quality shitposting. 💚
I fully understand these are users, but considering the fact community creation is closed and these users now control /Politics as a community name, and nearly 8,000 people are members and do not know the leaders are purposely censoring the community and pushing an anti-Trump agenda is not right. They are violating their own community rules, and the community policy of Imzy.
I'm here and queer. Here for the homosexual agenda. Who wants to get the gay?
Oh good! We do have a meeting for the Homosexual Agenda next Tuesday at 7pm. It's George's turn to bring cookies, but you're welcome to bring a nice jello dish.
They better put some kind of rainbow pieces on those cookies. I'm bringing the jello dish along with wine and a kitten. You bring the bubble bath mix.
Sounds fantastic, and I'll pass along that imperative to George.
Ooh I almost forgot this maymay:
Hi Greenie how are you?
Also how is everyone else doing?
Hi PIC!
I'm doing decent. Cleaning the hell out of my house, currently. My cousin is coming to visit, and is the first houseguest I've had since I've moved in.
Well, that is 100% accurate... it's the first houseguest I've had since I actually owned furniture. I did have a friend stay with me for a weekend when I first got the place, to help me furniture shop.
But yeah. I'm excited about having a houseguest. Feeling super domestic and all that shit.
How are you?
I'm cuddling up in bed with GF at the moment. Might go to the big gay out (a pride parade thingy) later on today, but might spend the day relaxing instead.
Both of these things sound very nice!
This is a cat
Oh hello cat! What big ears you have :)
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Wow that copypasta is like six years old. I'm impressed.
Im here so I won't get fined
Hi atm! How are you today?
I'm OK! In bed still it's not bad
I finally got out of bed and went to breakfast and had 💯 👍 huevos rancharos.
Though by "bed" I actually mean couch, because I've been sleeping on the couch the last few nights because my bed is too firm and is making various of my body parts go numb and ouchy. I have a mattress pad thingy arriving soon and hopefully that will help things :)
Get one of those memory foam mattresses they're fantastic. Or a water bed those are nice too but lots of maintenance
Yeah the memory foam mattresses are hecka expensive, but I'm getting a mattress topper that is somewhat memory foam, so hopefully that will help. Tempurpedic or whatever has those fancy mattress toppers but they're pretty expensive, so I'm trying the cheaper route first.
Have you heard the tragedy of darth souls the dies? I thought not, it's not a story the sjws would have told you. It's a gamer legend. Darth souls was a dark lord of the gamers, so powerful and so wise that he could use ethics to influence the reviewers to create positive scores. He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the games he cared about from being censored. The dark side of games is a pathway to many forms of free speech that some would consider unnatural. He became so powerful, the only thing he was scared of was losing his voice, which of course, eventually he did. Unfortunately, he yelled slurs on mic so frequently that the devs permanently muted him. It's ironic, he could save games from censorship, but not himself.
wow those poor censorsheeps :(
@Jessica got a "This is fine" dog plushy and it is adorable. We also have a magnet on the work fridge.