18th of February challenge: ... and a cat!

Write 1000 words and post us a link to AO3 (or other site). Fic or meta welcome, but art too (an image is worth a thousand words!). Poems are welcome, stick figures, anything ...

Involve a cat, somehow. Getting one as a pet? cat living at the Schloss and/or at Dorian's castle? Write the story from the POV of a cat? Maybe someone or some ones gets transformed into a cat? A beautiful Art Deco sculpture of a cat made out of some precious substance - what does Klaus need it for, or what does Dorian need it for, or what does Don Gian Maria need it for... or whoever? Maybe someone steals Dorian's favourite catsuit and replaces it with ... a real "cat suit" - fur, whiskers, tail, the works. Anything even remotely connected to cats goes! I'm sure you can come up with something!

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