There is a trucker...

...who hates lawyers so much he always runs them over with his 🚚 truck whenever he sees one. One day he sees a priest πŸ‘ hitchhiking and decides to give a ride to the holy man. As they go along the road, the trucker spots a lawyer by the side of the road and steers to run him over. At the last minute he remembers the priest in the 🚚 truck and swerves away hoping to avoid judgment of his sins.
He says:
- πŸ˜‡ "I'm sorry father, I don't know what came over me!"
- 😎 "Don't worry, I got him with the door!"

https://jojokes.org/joke/299