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Hallowimzy

Hallowimzy

Hallowimzy, the most Wimzycal of holidays.

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Posted byhwb
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in/hallowimzy-Oct 19, 2016 at 9:13 AMΔ

The Countdown to Hallowimzy: Se7en Days!

The Countdown to Hallowimzy: Se7en Days!

Se7en days remain...

(Image courtesy of @sauce)

Comments13
  • JimmieOct 19, 2016 at 9:34 AMΔ

    opens the box, pauses for a moment, swallows heavily, then slumps
    "What? WHAT?!"
    looks up, lips moving, but without sound
    "Oh...oh God. It's not--"
    "A head? No! Geez, man. This isn't a David Fincher film. It's Imzy. Holy crap, dude! That's what you really thought?"
    "Well, I mean, you got all quiet and...come on. Look at the scene description up there! Any reasonable person would think 'severed head'."
    "Yeah, okay. I get your point. Really, I was just stunned by the sheer amount of stickers. Also, there appears to be a skull mug with candy corn. Wouldn't that shock you?."
    "Wait...another skull mug?"
    "Yep. Those magnificent Hallowimzy bastards."
    "Well, that's all right then. Pass it over."
    the two sit quietly under the thrumming power lines and eat candy corn in the waning light of a late October sunset

    • Whiskey_NeatOct 19, 2016 at 9:47 AM

      This is beautifully rendered. Brought tears to my eyes.

      • JimmieOct 19, 2016 at 9:49 AM

        I made myself chuckle when I imagined the dialogue in the actual actors' voices. Thank you!

    • hwbOct 19, 2016 at 10:09 AM

      Any reasonable person would think 'severed head'.

      BAHAHAHAHA

      • JimmieOct 19, 2016 at 10:14 AM

        Okay. Severed head or maybe glowing box of light that might or might not be a human soul.
        But that's a different movie parody.

      • hwbOct 19, 2016 at 10:17 AM

        now I'm kind of hoping other people will write parody scenes based on other movies.

      • JimmieOct 19, 2016 at 10:20 AM

        Wouldn't that be cool?

    • werewolfpurplemoonOct 19, 2016 at 2:10 PM

      that giphy was too gory :(

  • KairyOct 19, 2016 at 9:26 AM

    I would love some Hallowimzy love!!!

    • hwbOct 19, 2016 at 10:13 AM

      There's going to be SO much Hallowimzy love next week...

      Se7en days remain...

      • KairyOct 19, 2016 at 10:19 AM

        I even live close by so no imzyosaurus' will spend long periods of time in dark closed containers 📦

  • stile99Oct 19, 2016 at 10:05 AM

    [/giphy 7 of 9]

    7 of 9

    • JessicaOct 22, 2016 at 9:48 AM

      This quote... I could have used that many times in my life lol.

Hallowimzy

Hallowimzy

Hallowimzy, the most Wimzycal of holidays.

1531 members
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