opens the box, pauses for a moment, swallows heavily, then slumps
"What? WHAT?!" looks up, lips moving, but without sound
"Oh...oh God. It's not--"
"A head? No! Geez, man. This isn't a David Fincher film. It's Imzy. Holy crap, dude! That's what you really thought?"
"Well, I mean, you got all quiet and...come on. Look at the scene description up there! Any reasonable person would think 'severed head'."
"Yeah, okay. I get your point. Really, I was just stunned by the sheer amount of stickers. Also, there appears to be a skull mug with candy corn. Wouldn't that shock you?."
"Wait...another skull mug?"
"Yep. Those magnificent Hallowimzy bastards."
"Well, that's all right then. Pass it over." the two sit quietly under the thrumming power lines and eat candy corn in the waning light of a late October sunset
opens the box, pauses for a moment, swallows heavily, then slumps
"What? WHAT?!"
looks up, lips moving, but without sound
"Oh...oh God. It's not--"
"A head? No! Geez, man. This isn't a David Fincher film. It's Imzy. Holy crap, dude! That's what you really thought?"
"Well, I mean, you got all quiet and...come on. Look at the scene description up there! Any reasonable person would think 'severed head'."
"Yeah, okay. I get your point. Really, I was just stunned by the sheer amount of stickers. Also, there appears to be a skull mug with candy corn. Wouldn't that shock you?."
"Wait...another skull mug?"
"Yep. Those magnificent Hallowimzy bastards."
"Well, that's all right then. Pass it over."
the two sit quietly under the thrumming power lines and eat candy corn in the waning light of a late October sunset
This is beautifully rendered. Brought tears to my eyes.
I made myself chuckle when I imagined the dialogue in the actual actors' voices. Thank you!
BAHAHAHAHA
Okay. Severed head or maybe glowing box of light that might or might not be a human soul.
But that's a different movie parody.
now I'm kind of hoping other people will write parody scenes based on other movies.
Wouldn't that be cool?
that giphy was too gory :(
I would love some Hallowimzy love!!!
There's going to be SO much Hallowimzy love next week...
Se7en days remain...
I even live close by so no imzyosaurus' will spend long periods of time in dark closed containers 📦
This quote... I could have used that many times in my life lol.