This is all hockey's fault tbh

This is all hockey's fault tbh

UM SO THIS IS A THING MY ANXIETY-RIDDEN ASS IS ABOUT TO DO??? Oh lord help me, I have the physical coordination of a potato but I really want to at least know what it’s like and learn to skate in sedate circles during a recreational skate. 
Heaven knows I will probably be put in the “all ages but really only a lot of tiny children” class but 
I 
WILL 
 AT LEAST 
 TRY THIS

And I am posting it here so I can't chicken out.