A Sonnet To Imzy!

A Sonnet To Imzy!

The first sonnet addressed to imzy

To imzy (obviously)

  1. When I see the beauty of the newly made site
  2. My eyes get slowly burnt by all that white
  3. Please, for the love of god turn it into dark
  4. So my ####ing dog would no longer bark!

  1. The feeling I get when I type to someone "Hello!"
  2. To find someone else respond, Hell no!
  3. Please, Add P.M. For the sake of please
  4. It will make shit better with ease!

  1. When I open my account and take a look inside
  2. I ask myself, "Imzy, what do you ####ing hide?"
  3. Please imzy, statistics are a ####ing need!
  4. Having accounts like this is like smoking weed!

  1. Over all imzy, You do a Shitty (Good) job!
  2. You're still in beta so give us shit to prob!

Rhyme scheme:

ⓐ ⓐ ⓑ ⓑ - ⓒⓒⓓⓓ - ⓔⓔⓕⓕ - ⓖⓖ


Paraphrase:

The poet expresses his love to imzy and how it could be better!

By judging how the poet wrote this sonnet we could see that instead of studying chemistry and his serious urge to take a shit, he writes this ####ing sonnet addressed to imzy!

The poet starts out by saying that imzy is beautiful! But he notices something wrong, he notices that when he looks at imzy his eyes start to ####ing burn to ashes because of all that white!

The poet continues by asking the developers of imzy to add a dark theme to the webpage because he is sick of hearing his dog bark when his house gets ####ing burned to ashes!

The poet complains that when he wants to chat with someone directly, the conversation is open for every one to see and join!

The poet continues by asking imzy to add a P.M. Feature!

The poet expresses his feeling towards accounts being dull as ####, asking himself what does imzy hide from people?

The poet continues by asking imzy to add statistics and compares accounts as they are to a person that recently toked in some weed and being as useless as ####!

The poet finishes his dialog by saying that he's really pissed (Happy) about imzy and it's developers and tells them to add more stuff so people could test them!

~INFILTR4T0R


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