Official announcements and happiness!
A Sonnet To Imzy!

The first sonnet addressed to imzy
To imzy (obviously)
- When I see the beauty of the newly made site
- My eyes get slowly burnt by all that white
- Please, for the love of god turn it into dark
- So my ####ing dog would no longer bark!
- The feeling I get when I type to someone "Hello!"
- To find someone else respond, Hell no!
- Please, Add P.M. For the sake of please
- It will make shit better with ease!
- When I open my account and take a look inside
- I ask myself, "Imzy, what do you ####ing hide?"
- Please imzy, statistics are a ####ing need!
- Having accounts like this is like smoking weed!
- Over all imzy, You do a
Shitty(Good) job! - You're still in beta so give us shit to prob!
Rhyme scheme:
ⓐ ⓐ ⓑ ⓑ - ⓒⓒⓓⓓ - ⓔⓔⓕⓕ - ⓖⓖ
Paraphrase:
The poet expresses his love to imzy and how it could be better!
By judging how the poet wrote this sonnet we could see that instead of studying chemistry and his serious urge to take a shit, he writes this ####ing sonnet addressed to imzy!
The poet starts out by saying that imzy is beautiful! But he notices something wrong, he notices that when he looks at imzy his eyes start to ####ing burn to ashes because of all that white!
The poet continues by asking the developers of imzy to add a dark theme to the webpage because he is sick of hearing his dog bark when his house gets ####ing burned to ashes!
The poet complains that when he wants to chat with someone directly, the conversation is open for every one to see and join!
The poet continues by asking imzy to add a P.M. Feature!
The poet expresses his feeling towards accounts being dull as ####, asking himself what does imzy hide from people?
The poet continues by asking imzy to add statistics and compares accounts as they are to a person that recently toked in some weed and being as useless as ####!
The poet finishes his dialog by saying that he's really pissed (Happy) about imzy and it's developers and tells them to add more stuff so people could test them!
~INFILTR4T0R
- Good or shit?
- Waz yo opinion?




Zero words to say xD
I agree, those features are a must!
P.S.
... I was laughing my ####ing ass off xD
I had those features in some threads! But i decided to put them in a sonnet!
We've purposely made the decision not to have any kind of karma system, as that encourages too much gaming the system where people start shitposting for likes/karma, so we won't be adding that directly to your account. Likes reflect only on the posts and comments you make directly and not on the individual who makes them.
It could be cool to add some other stats to the profile page and I'll definitely add that to our list, but unfortunately it probably won't be able to happen immediately since we have a lot of other features that have been more requested by a lot more people and will add better functionality to how people are able to interact with each other.
Ok, i get it, but are you thinking about expanding the idea of accounts so they don't be as dull?
Yes, absolutely. We have lots more we'll be adding to accounts over time, as with everything else on the site. :)
Are you planning to have a follower system (twitter-esque) in order to be able to keep up with stuff interesting people are posting?
This is something that is still in the "vague idea floating in the back of our minds" stage. The ability to follow people has been requested a lot, so we'll probably add it at some point. It's a lot less of a core feature than what we're focused on right now in trying to get the real community aspect done well, whereas there are already a lot of places like Twitter and Facebook if you just want to see what individuals are posting. So we need to make sure we get a lot of other things working better and a lot of other features added first, then think about how to do this in the right way. But we will get to it eventually!
Another idea for the pot (that you've probably already had): a space to write a little blurb on each profile. Just a Markdown text field would be great.
edit: Oh, oh, and maybe we could use different avatars for different communities?
edit edit: And a mechanism for publicly linking profiles!
edit edit edit: Maybe linked profiles could post to the same community?
Okay, I'll stop here before I burst.
Bios on your profiles is on our list!
You can already use completley different usernames in different communities, so we're not going to also add different avatars to each username. If you want to be known differently, you already have that option!
Linking other social profiles to your Imzy one is also on our list!
Not sure what you mean by this one?
1. Great!
3/4. Ah, sorry, I meant being able to choose to mark two Imzy profiles as controlled by the same person. Like: Alice usually uses her default profile, but in a Doctor Who community she goes by "The Dalek Emperor", with a matching avatar. It's not a secret that both of these are her, though, so she marks these Imzy profiles as "linked". Visitors to one profile would see a little badge that lets them jump over to the other.
Hmm, I hadn't thought about this. I'll think about it and add it to our list of possibilities.
This was TERRIBL…y awesome. :)
I'm TERRIBL...y impressed :D
That was earth cow. Er, iImean terra-bull. ;)
Lol, i understood nothing xD
LMAO Nice sonnet!! 😂😂😂
Just brilliant... Lol
Thanks xD
Am i the dog who'll no longer bark :P nice btw :D
Lol, maybe xD