A vintage style newspaper of little life clippings
CAUTION - CUTIE PIES!

Have you ever walked down the street and encountered a fine gentleman in a tailcoat, wearing a stovepipe hat made of luxurious silk plush?
Perhaps you've brushed against a becoming lady, touting a bustle, eyes extra doe-y from a morning bath of Belladonna eye-drops!
BUT BE FOREWARNED!
The Imzy Herald has verified that cuteness is how they get ya!
We hereby post this DUCK AND COVER ADVISORY for cuteness in the streets.
These menacing cutie pies know it only takes a wink and a smile to draw you into a delicious web of fun, romance, sunshine, bubbles, and -- I mean -- endless courtship and tiresome dinners with distant relations!
What's the best method of defense against--
"Why, who's this? Hello, you fine maiden you! Wouldst thou like to take tea and madeleines with me at Laduree? What am I up to? Oh, nothing of importance, nothing at all..."



