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Champagne as Tall as You!

Now you can drink champagne as tall as you!
That's really quite all there is to this advertisement...


Now you can drink champagne as tall as you!
That's really quite all there is to this advertisement...
[surrounded by ocean of empty bottom-shelf whisky jugs, wearing tattered pair of American-flag sweatpants, horrible and inarticulate] whats champgane. is it a soft drink for chicks. is it some kidn of obamacare
"It is everything, my dahhhling" - quote from a flapper
Beau Brummell recommended that gentlemen polish their boots with champagne. He might be on to something with that.
Ohhhhh! Advertisement post idea! :-)
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Haha!!!
Frauds! Connoisseurs know your boot licker is just a cheap sparkling wine with champagne pretences.
Yes, it's nothing short of criminal how these hucksters are going about peddling inferior boot-champagne; what Mr. Brummell would say about this, I'm sure I don't know. It's common knowledge that the best champagne makes the best cleaner, as the higher acidity levels are required to properly scour the leather.
Lord Wickersham-Foxley was once heard to say that a right proper gentleman kept his poorest champagne for his hounds, his middling champagne for his servants, and the best champagne for his boots. But this was when he was embroiled in that shameful spat with the King and I expect he was making an ill-advised attempt at some sort of point.