A vintage style newspaper of little life clippings
May nothing escape!

Few instances of salacious scandal escape the beady eye and knife-like talons of...
The Censorship Falcon!
Keep an eye out for these birds of prey, circling near your Imzy Herald Delivery Bird's common landing spots!
One good way to distract them is to swing a steak over your head in the middle of your own backyard!




Your distraction advice is so convenient, since I already swing a steak over my head in my backyard several times a day!
PERFECT! ;)