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Weekly Horoscope

It brings me great pride to present the first edition of The Imzy Herald Weekly Horrorscope Horoscope.
Aquarius: Take action and remember that every crappy thing you do can be fixed with a smiley face emoji.
Pisces: You will be challenged this week and you won’t know the answer… Wikipedia that shit.
Aries: Feeling stressed out this week? Download Pokemon Go and take a walk.
Taurus: No. No one remembers that dumb fight from the 10th grade. Stop wasting your energy on those old troubles.
Gemini: Finish what you started. That project deserves the extra time and effort. Hop to it, even if you feel like the market on macaroni art is in an economic slump right now.
Cancer: Keep Calm and Carry On was basically written just for you this week. PS People are a time sink don’t put in more energy than you’re getting back.
Leo: Express yourself. Go dye your hair or get a tattoo or something.
Virgo: Buying things is fun, but make sure it’s meaningful. Do you REALLY need another set of mini screwdrivers? Instead you might choose to pick something up that can teach you a new skill.
Libra: Stressed about your finances? Consider starting your own lemonade stand on the front lawn.
Scorpio: Maybe you should relax a bit, seriously, do us all a favour and just take it down a notch this week Scorpio.
Sagittarius: Be more confident this week but don’t overreach you still have to deal with these people next week.
Capricorn: You will have some genius ideas and plans this week, write them down you scatterbrain you.
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