Greetings people of earth

Moustachioed aspiring hooded vigilante passing my days as a mild mannered sprinkler and fire alarm inspector/volunteer firefighter. I hone my fine motor skills through fishing and solving rubik's cubes and train physically through running and mediocre blacksmith work. Mental excercises include logic puzzles, the written word in all its forms, and witty banter. I also do a passable impersonation of someone that can play guitar.