Ultimate Vampire Red Smoothie

Ingredients

  • 2 fresh tomatoes
  • 1 carrot
  • ½ avocado
  • 1 ½ cup coconut water
  • ½ cup coconut milk
  • ½ cup blood
  • 1 tbsp lemon juice
  • 1 tbsp lime juice
  • 2 tsp paprika
  • 1 tsp basil
  • 1 tsp oregano
  • ½ tsp Tabasco sauce
  • ¼ tsp cayenne pepper

Jimmy Reed: All right, Lauren! You wanna test out another smoothie that I prepared?

Lauren Taylor: smiling Yeah, Jimmy, I think so.

Jimmy Reed: Okay, this one isn’t anywhere near as sweet as the chocolate mint sanguinaccio smoothie. Instead, this one has more of a… a savoury-spicy taste to it.

Lauren Taylor: Oh, that’s gotta be quite interesting. I’m ready.

Jimmy Reed: All right, then! Here you go! hands Lauren the glass

Lauren Taylor: reaches for the glass and takes a sip Mm, this is quite good! So, uh, what’s this one called?

Jimmy Reed: I call this one the… the ultimate vampire red smoothie!

Lauren Taylor: Well, I can sorta taste a hint of blood - combined with tomatoes, a touch of paprika, a touch of Tabasco, a touch of cayenne pepper, and… and a good dose of coconut.

Jimmy Reed: That’s right! I used two whole fresh tomatoes, one and a half cup coconut water, one-half cup coconut milk, and one-half cup blood. Indeed, it is a very good source of… blood nutrients. Hence, the ultimate vampire red smoothie.

Lauren Taylor: Well, I gotta admit that I prefer the chocolate mint sanguinaccio smoothie - but this one is certainly good for a… a light meal.

Jimmy Reed: giving Lauren a gentle squeeze Well, honey, I’m glad you enjoy it!