Three friends from the local congregation were asked, 'When you're in your casket and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?' Artie said: ' I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spirit... ...except for those things that just don't add up.2 participating While driving through Buffalo after a heavy snow storm, a motorist noted a policeman, standing waist deep in snow, directing traffic. Feeling sorry for him, the motorist called out "I'm sorry you have to work half buried in the snow." The policeman called... Between typos and autocorrect it's getting hard to post on Imzy. One tiny mistake and your whole post is urined.3 participating Late one Saturday evening, I was awakened by the ringing of my phone. In a sleepy grumpy voice I said hello. The party on the other end of the line paused for a moment before rushing breathlessly into a lengthy speech. "Mom, this is Susan and I'm sorry I ... A book was published about recoving from depression and suicide. The book was titled "There is Always Hope". But after the books were shipped, the publisher noticed a typo on the cover and the title now read "There is Always Rope".2 participating ...a mugger wearing a mask stopped a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money," he demanded. Scandalized, the man replied, "You can’t do this – I’m a US Congressman!" "Oh! In that case," smiled the robber, "Give me MY money!" I have CDO. It's like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order ... as they should be. ...showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.