A couple of nuns who were nurses had gone out to the country to minister to an outpatient. On the way back they were a few miles from home when they ran out of gas. They were standing beside their car on the shoulder when a truck approached. Seeing ladies... A World War II Spitfire pilot is speaking in a church and reminiscing about his war experiences. "In 1942," he says, "the situation was really tough. The Germans had a very strong air force. I remember," he continues, "one day I was protecting the bombers...4 participating
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In a restaurant one day, a pirate was talking to the waiter. The waiter asked him, "Why do you have a peg leg?" The pirate answered, "Back when I was sailing the seas, a big shark noticed me swimming one day and bit off me leg." "Well, then how did you ge...5 participating It turns out that Zyzzyva is. (A South American weevil that tends to infect plants.) Who am I to argue? So I thanked him and went back home. If you can't afford the latest high-tech alarm system, here's an affordable alternative. Go to a thrift store and purchase the biggest and most worn pair of men's work boots you can find. Set the boots next to the front door. Arrange a few empty beer cans... A man driving his car down a country road was forced to stop before a giant puddle blocking the entire way. Looking to the side of the road, the man noticed a goober leaning on a fence. "Think it's safe to cross?" the man asked. "I reckon so," replied the... I was passing by a store that was empty and for lease. There was a sign on the front that read, "Psychic - Coming Soon". And I thought, "Wow! That store is amazing. How can it predict the future like that."