"Clowns divorce. Custardy battle" - Simon Munnery
Doctor's Office
A guy walks into the doctor's office with a banana stuck in one of his ears, a turnip in the other ear, and a carrot stuck in one nostril.
The man says, "Doc, this is terrible. What's wrong with me?"
The doctor says, "Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly."



