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Jokes

Jokes

"Clowns divorce. Custardy battle" - Simon Munnery

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Posted bynathrachain/jokes-Sep 04, 2016 at 6:07 PMΔ

Favourite 'x walks into a bar' joke?

Mine: A skeleton walks into a bar, and asks for a beer and a mop.

(I'm so happy there's a jokes community here!)

Comments3
  • madazzahatterSep 04, 2016 at 6:14 PM

    Yes. Yes there are some funny people around here:~)

  • VikingtomSep 07, 2016 at 3:08 PM

    A woman and a duck walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Where'd you get that pig?". The woman says, "Hey, that's not a pig, it's a duck!". Bartender replies, "I was talking to the duck..."

  • LandfallSep 16, 2016 at 6:31 PM

    A guy walks into a bar. After several drinks and somewhat drunk, he tells the bartender, "Hey! See that woman at the end of the bar. I want to buy that douche bag a drink."

    The bartender says, "Sir. You really shouldn't call her that."

    "Yeah...well...I wanna buy that douche bag a drink...on me..."

    "OK. But still...You shouldn't call her that."

    The bartender walks over to the woman and says, "Ma'am. The man at the end of the bar wants to buy you a drink. What will you have?"

    She responds, "Not much. Just vinegar and water."

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"Clowns divorce. Custardy battle" - Simon Munnery

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