"Clowns divorce. Custardy battle" - Simon Munnery
Favourite 'x walks into a bar' joke?
Mine: A skeleton walks into a bar, and asks for a beer and a mop.
(I'm so happy there's a jokes community here!)

Mine: A skeleton walks into a bar, and asks for a beer and a mop.
(I'm so happy there's a jokes community here!)
Yes. Yes there are some funny people around here:~)
A woman and a duck walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Where'd you get that pig?". The woman says, "Hey, that's not a pig, it's a duck!". Bartender replies, "I was talking to the duck..."
A guy walks into a bar. After several drinks and somewhat drunk, he tells the bartender, "Hey! See that woman at the end of the bar. I want to buy that douche bag a drink."
The bartender says, "Sir. You really shouldn't call her that."
"Yeah...well...I wanna buy that douche bag a drink...on me..."
"OK. But still...You shouldn't call her that."
The bartender walks over to the woman and says, "Ma'am. The man at the end of the bar wants to buy you a drink. What will you have?"
She responds, "Not much. Just vinegar and water."