An Irish Surprise

Little Patrick is walking home from school. He's nearly home when he looks into the field at the end of the lane, exclaims "Holy shit!", and runs off to tell his parents.

He bursts into the house and finds his father sitting at the table. Patrick says, "Da! You'll never guess what I've just seen!"

Patrick's father says, "What have you just seen, son?"

"Da! The bull in the field at the end of the lane was fucking one of the cows!"

"Now, son, you can't say stuff like that in front of your mother. You need to say something like 'The bull in the field at the end of the lane was surprising one of the cows.'"

"Okay, Da."

The next day, Patrick is walking home from school and sees something amazing again in the field at the end of the lane. He takes off and bursts into his house. His parents are both sitting at the table.

"Mum! Da! You'll never guess what I've just seen!"

Patrick's father says, "What have you just seen, son?"

"The bull in the field at the end of the lane was surprising all of the cows!"

"Now, son, the bull couldn't have been surprising all of the cows..."

"Yeah, he was! He was fucking one of the horses!"