"Clowns divorce. Custardy battle" - Simon Munnery
A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof.
So he looks in the online and sure enough, there's an advert for "Gorilla Removers," so he calls and they say they'll be right out.
The gorilla remover arrives, and he's got a ladder, a shotgun and a dog that looks vicious as hell. "What are you going to do," the man asks?
The gorilla remover points. "I'm going to go up and chase the gorilla until he falls off the roof. When the dog sees him fall, he's trained to grab his testicles and never let go. That'll subdue him so I can get him in a cage."
He hands the shotgun to the man, who looks at it and asks. "What's the shotgun for then?"
The gorilla remover winces and looks over at the dog. "Well, if the gorilla knocks me off the roof first, then I want you to shoot the bloody dog."



