"Clowns divorce. Custardy battle" - Simon Munnery
Two young brothers, four and six, decide it's time to start swearing.
They go into the kitchen and their mother asks them what they would like for breakfast and six year old replies. "Well shit, some cornflakes I guess."
The mother is furious and smacks the six year old until he is crying and he runs upstairs, then turns to the four year old. "What about you young man, what would you like for breakfast."
The four year old thinks for a moment before replying. "Well, I was going to say cornflakes too, but fuck that."




lols