"Clowns divorce. Custardy battle" - Simon Munnery
A Very Nice Date
Olie walks into the diner and sits down next to Sven at the counter, a huge grin on his face.
Sven says, "Hey, Olie! Whatcha grinnin' about?"
Olie says, "I had a very nice date with Leena last night."
"Oh? Do tell!"
"Well, she picked me up in that new pick-up of hers and we went for a drive through the woods. After a spell, she pulled off the main road down this little path and stopped. She got out of the truck without turning it off and walked in front of it, where she started to take all of her clothes off! Finally, buck naked in the headlights, she yells, 'Take what you will, Olie!' So I took the truck and left."
"That's mighty smart of you, Olie. Those clothes would've never fit you."




I lived in Minnesota for a time and heard lots of these. Fun to hear a new one!
I heard this one from a Minnesotan who I had as a history teacher way back when. Easily my favorite Olie and Sven joke.