"Clowns divorce. Custardy battle" - Simon Munnery
A young man and woman have sex and afterwards the woman rolls over and starts to talk to herself.
"Well, you finally did it Anne, you lost your virginity." she mutters.
The man overhears and gasps. "Wait, are you saying you were a virgin?"
The woman reluctantly nods. "I wanted to wait until I found someone I really loved before I finally did it."
The man is touched. "I can't believe you truly love me!"
"Oh no!" the woman quickly replies. "I wanted to, but just got tired of waiting."



