SFF author. Outer god. NANOSHOCK (Angry Robot) & MASS EFFECT: NEXUS UPRISING (Bioware/Titan). She/they/just this guy...
Superpowers should be easier to get.
Like, Iwant to reach into this bag of grapes and get bitten by a radioactive grape spider.
My superpower is summoning wine whenever it's needed.




Or have radioactive cheese mold encase your sidekick for optimum awesomeness!
(I don't love cheese to this extent, but all in good superpower fun!)
... mmmm. Cheeeese.