What would a pepperoni animal look like?

What would a pepperoni animal look like?

(My random idea - if I'm not allowed to post prompts I'll remove it.) What do you think the animal would look like if pepperoni sausages came from the body of a single animal? I imagine it looking a lot like a dachshund, but to my western Judeo-Christian influenced mind it's distasteful and borderline immoral to eat mammals with paws, so it's like a dachshund but with hooves. I can't decide what to do with the head because whether it's a dog, a horse, a goat or some animal I actually eat it just freaks me out. I'm really glad this isn't a real animal.