My computer is a pile of puke.

My computer is a pile of puke.

Fun fact: my system’s volume is usually set to the minimum of 1, and even then it can be excessively loud, so I have to modify other sound options whenever they’re available.

Further worries:

  1. My computer won’t remain hibernated unless my Internet connexion is deactivated.
  2. Every time I reactivate my system, I have to wait several minutes for the cursor to respond.
  3. I’ve been getting blue screens for months, and never did anything about them.
  4. It tends to be slow as balls.
  5. There’s shit that I can’t delete because my system can’t ‘find’ them.
  6. It’s Windows Vista.
  7. What the feck is the point of administrator privileges? Anybody who physically accesses my computer will already have them. Are they supposed to keep out hackers somehow?