My response to a feminist video about ‘sexism’ (which is objectively nonexistent unless it’s against straight white men).

Greetings, atheists! It’s The Amazing Armoured Teal Cult of Aristocratf00t here to set the record straight (LE TRIGGERED LELELEL XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD). Recently a feminist (more like feminazi LOL) published a video making ridiculous claims and I’ve decided to make a response video text to it, making this only my 11,942 video text on the subject. No, I’m not insecure; I’ll get to them eventually. If not, hey, at least you can sleep soundlier at night being reassured and knowing that you weren’t wrong. I mean, can you imagine being wrong about something? That sounds kinda scary tbh. BTW you should listen to read this video text in a British accent while listening to spooky music. K, lets tear thru this mofo!

Feminism is about liberating women.

No it’s not! Myth debunked!

I know that I’m beating a dead horse here, but I’ll say it anyway: the vast majority of feminists do not hate men.

Oh really? Are you saying that twitter and tumblr accounts by angry women don’t represent the majority of modern feminists? WHY NOT? (idk why they’re so angry anyway they must want attention lol)

If somebody is busy or uninterested in communicating with you, you shouldn’t bother her, even if your intentions are pure.

WTF? Saying things like ‘good morning’ or ‘hey baby’ or ‘nice ass’ to complete strangers minding their own business isn’t harassment! And it’s not because I said so! The fact that they’re ungrateful IS harassment!

It’s usually very impolite to avoid eye‐contact with somebody.

Lol, now she’s making the absurd claim that male heterosexuality is evil. It’s a fact that men were biologically programmed by evolution to stare at anything below a woman’s face and be unapologetic about it. What, you think that there are men who can maintain eye‐contact? You think that there are ones who want to? Well, those aren’t true men and never will be. I decide who’s male and who isn’t, after all, I have a PhD in biology. That certifies me, doesn’t it? If not, then it fucking should.

Calling people slurs is offensive.

XQs me do you have a scientific study proving that they’re offensive? Your feefees don’t count here!

Rape jokes are never funny.

Why do you hate free speech? I bet that you never laugh at anything! If you don’t wanna hear rape jokes or misogyny why don’t you go to Saudi Arabia or China or whatever and see how YOU like it! PWNED!

Many people don’t take rape seriously and never believe the acusers.

Hey genious, you misspelled ‘accusers’! I think that just this one typo says everything about your intelligence.

People, especially the marginalized, are entitled to spaces where they can discuss matters sans interruption or harassment from others. It does not harm others.

No they aren’t! Your right to privacy ends where my free speech begins! If I wanna tell you that wage gaps, rape culture, and patriarchy don’t exist (at least in the civilized world), I’m gonna do it, even if you hear those everyday! And what’s this crap about wanting to be safe? I swear to God, millennials are so spoiled and entitled.

Women are underpaid when compared to men with identical backgrounds.

Nope! Forbes, The Economist, Wall Street Journal, Time, Fox News and others already demolished this myth. I mean, those guys are economists, who spend hours studying in a field tailored for the status quo. How many times have professional economists been wrong? Almost never. DEBUNKED!

Many feminists are not ‘ugly,’ and even if they all were, it wouldn’t matter at all.

[uhg-lee]

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  1. feminist

This dictionary definition that I found contradicts yours! SLAM DUNK! And wtf does she mean by ‘it wouldn’t matter at all’? She must be saying that being ugly is a GOOD thing! O M G!

Deleting useless comments does not constitute censorship.

Yes it does! Deleting messages like ‘you are so full of shit’ or ‘cuck’ or ‘EYE KILL YOU’ are valuable criticisms that deserve unconditional protection and preservation.

brb gonna clean out my spam folder

Women.

WHAT ABOUT MEN, HUH?

That about covers it for this vid! In the meantime, be sure to subscribe to my channel, like me on Facebook, follow my Twitter account, buy my logic t‐shirts or just give me mad $$$ on Patreon. A portion of your dosh will maybe go to a shady charity that wants to help rape victims and foreigners in the East… or at least that’s what they told me. But in any case, doing this should absolve you from almost all criticism!