The Saviour of the United States hath arrived!

The Saviour of the United States hath arrived!

It is with great joy that I—without any shilling whatsoever—announce that the most charming, most pleasant, and most perfect human being in all the universe second only to Jesus Christ, his Whiteness Donald J. Trump, has been crowned King of the United States of America, establishing a Reign that shall last for one thousand years, and protect our delicate Aryan babies, free sheep, and precious bodily fluids from the horrors of Islamocommunism. All hail King Trump!